A lot of people go to places no one can go to. For example, the woman yells at her dog, "you fucking crazy bastard!" The dog is drunk and she knows it. She arrived before we did. She knows that a starlet is short and her bodyguard is always mafia gone legit.

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"I always sided with the Zulus," he said. Me too. Not that they would have had me.

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We love to bounce our babies in front of mirrors and say "that's you that's you" until they laugh and then we tell them to kiss the pretty baby.

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I don't want to be a parody of me interrupting myself, at least not exclusively. A confident young woman just doesn't interest me. The woman yelling at her dog yelled: "you fucking crazy drunk dog, you're lucky you have me as your mama!"