Pirate ship fantasies! I've never loved someone
stupid. I am so smart. Backache sweatpants.

I said happy holidays and she said are you Jewish.
Then she said"what do you know about the 70s?"

California is the 70s. The lake is fake and
now it's polluted.

"Are you riding your bike because you drive
a big gas-guzzling SUV?" He asked. I said
"You are a bad flirt."

Peel off my skin, love,
you can start with my face.